In an outfit I’m assuming is from Forever 63. And there’s Amy, showing all kinds of ankle. So, Bernadette? Bernadette’s wearing leopard-print pumps and a rack-tastic red dress from Forever 21. I don’t mean to interrupt your little game, but I thought you’d like to see what you’re missing out on. Stuart: Okay, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud. Get in here with your rod and give it to me. Raj: Wait, doesn’t anyone have a rod of resurrection? Because if you’ve got one, I need it bad. Raj: But, a cannon? Am I really out of the game? Leonard: Okay, you run into a room full of w*apon, h*t a trip wire, a cannon bl*ws your face off, you die, you’re out of the game. Howard: Okay, guys, let’s make a plan, spell casters in the back, warriors in the front. Leonard: And you discover a secret door leading to a dark corridor. Howard: I follow the ogre tracks, checking for secret doors along the way. Sheldon: I signal my contempt for your cruel plan to shove Christmas joy down my throat by making a gesture that says get a load of this guy. Leonard: Okay, there are ogre tracks and a trail of broken candy canes in the snow. Stuart: Do you hear yourself when you say these things? Raj: Oh, man, the first monster I see, I’m gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and sh**t my magic all over his ass. You find yourselves in the smoking remains of Santa’s village. Sheldon: Fun? Mixing Dungeons and Dragons with Christmas is like making a sandwich of grape jelly, the best-tasting jelly, and petroleum jelly, the worst-tasting jelly. Thought it’d be fun to make a quest with a holiday theme. ![]() Leonard: It’s actually ho, ho, ho, but you’ll get the hang of it. Your task is to rescue their leader from a dungeon of ogres. Your quest begins in a secret northern village of elves who have all been massacred. You have all been summoned to join a thrilling Dungeons and Dragons adventure. They’re my third favourite system of transmitting the written word. Sheldon: Oh, where to begin? Trees indoors. Sheldon: A Christmas gift? You know I don’t enjoy Christmas. Leonard: All right, Sheldon, to start our quest you need to open this little Christmas gift I got you. Stuart: Saturday night just went from crazy to epic. Raj: So, listen, I know we talked about getting a bite to eat in Silver Lake, and then seeing the Christmas lights in Griffith Park, but Leonard’s talking about a big D and D game at his place. So, you see? I have to play Dungeons and Dragons for the marriage. They’ll be all, Bernadette ruined everything. If-if I’m not there, then everyone will blame you. Bernadette is on the webcam.īernadette: Saturday night? But I’ve been working late all week. Scene: Howard and Bernadette’s apartment. Sheldon: Amy, from time to time, we men need to break free from the shackles of civility and get in touch with our primal animalistic selves.Īmy: By rolling dice and playing make-believe with little figurines? Is having a real-life girlfriend who has sex with you getting in the way of your board games?Īmy: Oh, great! I’ve always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons. Leonard: Oh, come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play anymore. Penny: Really? That’s how you’re gonna spend your Saturday night? Leonard: Oh, before I forget, Saturday I’m planning a little Dungeons and Dragons night with the guys. Leonard: Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands. ET/PT on CBS.Penny: Okay, now holding sides of hearth in position, lower mantelpiece assembly onto top tabs. Overall, it looks like it’s going to be an eventful Christmas for the most infamous nerds on TV. Surprise, surprise, Sheldon hates Christmas for a number of snooty reasons (he hates the overuse of words like ‘tis and ‘twas and the custom of giving only one stocking, when everyone knows they should come in pairs), but a present from Leonard will prompt a Christmas Carol-esque flashback into Christmasses past. Can you guess where this is heading by now? Sheldon and his crew are up to their usual meant-to-be-nerdy, slightly grating antics in The Santa Simulation.Īs the boys gather for “a rousing game of Dungeons and Dragons”, the girls will have a night out and try to find a date for the awkward Koothrappali a date (remember children, gender appropriate activities are a must in sitcom universe). ![]() ![]() And of course, as people are marking off days until the seasonal episode of their favorite shows, CBS have released the trailer for the seasonal edition of The Big Bang Theory. Roll in the Christmas specials! The world (of avid TV fans anyway) eagerly awaits the Christmas episodes of things like Downton Abbey and Doctor Who.
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